did you get engaged???
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
You smell like stripper and shame
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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