If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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