Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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