do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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