Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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