STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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