If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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