Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
