It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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