scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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