If i come over, it means nothing
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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