Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I wish i was in the wii world.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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