ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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