he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she looked like the before picture.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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