dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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