I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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