My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
time to smoke my breakfast
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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