this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Mom said you looked used
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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