i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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