You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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