Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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