tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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