i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
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Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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