That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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