In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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