How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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