I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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