I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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