Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
