All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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