am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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