you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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