He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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