I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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