ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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