READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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