Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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