I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Someone signed my nipple.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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