Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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