so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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