he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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