I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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