i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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