I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Randomize
