I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
vagina is talking i cant
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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