You're completely useless in the revolution.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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