i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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