What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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