Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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