What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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