I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I need water and some morals
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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