Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
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I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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