and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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