im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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